mojo

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.

Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"

by evan March 5, 2005

mojo

(noun) A toilet paper tube stuffed with sheets of fabric softener, used to cover the smell of marijuana smoke. The inhaled marijuana smoke is exhaled through the mojo.

If we don't use a mojo, this room will reek of pot.

by logos November 16, 2002

Mojdeh

A freegin pimp. Awesome as it gets. Noone can compare. Usually with a really good sense of humor. Makes lots of money. Has huge sexy lips. And luscious hair. Girl who uses guys for her own needs then throws them away. Gorgeous and fly.

"Yo, Dayumn, look at that Mojdeh ova there. Dude, break me off a piece of that. MMM!"

by answergirl February 26, 2009

mojie

A resident of Mother Joseph Residence Hall at Caldwell College. Located at 11 Ryerson Avenue, the dormitory building was named after one the founder of the college, Mother Joseph Dunn, O.P.

Hey Mojies! Today is gonna be a great day!

by J.R.Slice January 26, 2012

BK Mojo

When you get a blow job in your car, in the Burger King parking lot.

My girl couldn't wait till we got back to my place so I pulled into the Burger King for some BK Mojo.

by NolongerAllienJ February 19, 2009

Mojo

music magazine that is aimed at a more alternative audience its not like smash hits! (crappy mass produced pop shit grr!) good free CD's as well!also apreciates that music from before 1995 is actually great!

perso 1:MOJO's got a free punk CD this week that rocks!
person 2: yeah dude no chance of britney spears sneakin in there unlike top of the pops!

by Cpt, B August 30, 2008

mojo

weed and rock cocaine mixed together in a blunt wrap

Me my boys got zooted smokin a phat mojo before the concert

by zany Zane October 1, 2007