misogynist pig

A Masseuse that performs a happy ending and gives you bacon

For 100 bucks that misogynist pig gave me a rub down, a rub out and a BLT

by underground crawler May 2, 2018

misunderfucked

to be misunderstood and fucked by it

guy 1: dude last night i couldnt read my writing on a cd and i gave my mom one of my porns instead of church music cd

guy 2:your so misunderfucked!

by billy goat jr 2 March 13, 2009

mishugenosis

A yiddish word often used in medicine to describe fakey diseases that exist only in a patient's mind, such as fibromyalgia, tension headaches, restless legs syndrome, irritable bowel syndrome, multiple chemical sensitivity, ambien sleep-eating syndrome, POTS, chronic fatigue syndrome, and any other form of what used to be called neurasthenia.

Louis R: "Oh Doctor Heather, I just cannot function anymore because of my chronic fatigue syndrome in addition to my totally disabling other neurasthenic complaints!"

Doctor Heather: "You know what Louis? I think you suffer from the very rare and deadly Mishugenosis. I am going to fill out your SSI and your Family Medical Leave Act papers right now, because you cannot work any more, not even a desk job! And here is a prescription for Adderall too, it cures everything!"

by Drs. Heather and McNamara April 25, 2011

Parental Misguidance

Taking your child out on the lash. The first reported case was Touriye in Salou. Having your child/ mascot suffer injuries in your care. e.g having their head bitten off or being buried alive.

There was some parental misguidance going on in the club last night.

That lass is subjected to parental misguidance every night of the week.

by I'm in a glass Cave of emotion October 30, 2011

zaner misu

A type of person that is undeniably zesty. Often accompanied with friendly hair, vegetarian shoes, and cute and gay clothes. Never more than 5'5" without Air Forces, typically have shaven body hair. Are easily attracted to light and can be seen wearing a snorkel mask in kiddie pools.

"Hey, look over there! That looks like a zaner misu. That's some friendly hair he has!"

by native_playa December 3, 2022

misogomy

Apparently discrepant collection

Ignorance can defy misogomy.

by Hercolena Oliver March 9, 2009

Targeted Misogyny

The hate of a specific woman for being herself and for being a woman. Misogyny focused on a specific woman

I hate Julie, she's a stupid woman. Jenny her friend is cool.

by Capn Jack Sparrow October 2, 2003