Promised You a Miracle

Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
As love takes a train
Summer breeze and brilliant light
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Love sails to a new life
Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
With promises
Everything is possible, oh
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
Reflects on them a while
Love screams so quietly
Slipping back on golden times
Breathing with sweet memories

I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
Everything is possible
Chance
Lost pearls of great price
Take care of family
Only aches for love
Love waits for fame
In chance, in chance, they'll see
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
A burning dream
You can be Queen
Everything is possible...

by Death Menace February 2, 2023

miracle baby

A person so incredibly stupid that it is a miracle he didn't kill himself in some way that makes him eligible for a Darwin Award.

Joe just climbed the high-tension power tower! I'm amazed he didn't get fried! He's a real miracle baby, isn't he?

by meldroc August 5, 2009

Lyrical miracle

A very lyrical rapper

Person A: "My cousin is an underground rapper."
Person B: "What does he do, SoundCloud?"
Person A: "Nah he's more lyrical."
Person B: *Can't hear person A* "He's a lyrical miracle?"
Person A: "I guess you can say that..."

by Yungswayze October 31, 2019

Christmas Miracle

When a christian child realizes Santa is anagram for Satan, and decides to become an atheist.

Cousin: I accidently told Frank Santa is an anagram for Satan...
Mom: WHAT?
Cousin: He already had a "Christmas Miracle."

by T.j.Games November 22, 2019

A Christmas Story Miracle

When you take an icicle from the freezer stick it up your partner's vagina or anus then proceed to lick it. Thus becoming stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.

Joey was triple dog dared to give Aggie a Christmas Story Miracle, he was stuck to her coochie for hours.

by ModestAnus July 3, 2015

Irish Monacle

Then singular version of Irish Sunglasses; aka, a drunken black eye; aka, the drunken pirate; aka, wedding night tattoo...

Erik, "Hey what happened to Sarah, she looks rough?"

Chris, "Yeah she spilled nail polish remover on my coffee table, so I gave her an Irish Monacle."

by Edgar666 November 13, 2009

Minor miracle

Used by an over aged, oversized female in an attempt to sound more special and attractive.

like Mutton dressed as lamb

look at that minor miracle, shes fat ugly and thirty!

by adam west December 21, 2004