misstache

The ultimate name for a bad mustache. Sometimes belonging to people who grow it but refuse to admit that it looks like roadkill above their lips.

The terminator felt terrible losing to a scary wrestler with a freaky misstache on his face.

by Crazyfox09 February 26, 2009

Rookie Mistake

The act when someone makes a mistake that is so stupid, he is considered a rookie at it. The person must be called a rookie until the event is forgotten about, which in most cases takes a long time. Sucks for the rookie.

Person 1: Whats a rookie mistake?

Person 2: Thats a rookie mistake for not knowing what a rookie mistake was!

Person 1: Ahh man!

by Im Clever February 24, 2010

Blake Mistake

To send a text message a series of people who, unbeknownst to you, are all together at that time. This is problematic when you are trashing each of the people, or asking two friends on a date. Originating from a man named Blake

"Hey did you score a date with either of those girls from Friday night?"
"No, I made the Blake Mistake. Now neither one will talk to me."

by Christian McNamara March 6, 2008

mista

one damn sexy bitch.

(reputed to induce instaneous orgasm. (x3) )

ohmagodlah! itsamistalah! itsamista! itsA-A-A-O-OH-OOOOOH-OHMY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MISSSSSTAAA.
(direct quote.)

by mista ^^ September 4, 2003

Mistake

Go to the bathroom and look at the mirror

12 year old girl: My mom says that if I look at the mirror in the bathroom I’ll see her mistake that she made 12 years ago

Her friend : umm yk if you look in the mirror it shows your reflection right ?

by HOWDY.HOOKERS December 9, 2019

horrible mistake

When you mistake a raisin cookie for a chocolate chip cookie

*RUUULAHBLUGHAAROO*
"You've made a horrible mistake..."

by NooksarebetterthanKindles May 7, 2017

i’m a mistake

No your not, love urself dude. I believe in you.

Person one: Dude, i’m a mistake.
Me: ఠ_ఠ

by Itsyourpieceofshit April 13, 2020