Shit minder

The person you get to look after or 'mind' your stuff or 'shit' while you go to the bathroom or have to do another 5 minute errand.

Sarah: "Dude, I need to pee... can you mind my shit?"
Anthony: " Fuck you! I've had enough of being your shit minder!"
Sarah: "..."

by The last girl on earth March 18, 2011

Sam Milner

World famous star of 'Scat Attack 3'

Jesus, Sam Milner was covered in shit in that scene

by SMilner69 December 31, 2017

money miner

A Gold Digger!

Shelly just wants to date him because he drives a Ferrari; she’s such a money miner.

by DangeRoush1 February 8, 2020

Remove miner

A Declaration of wanting to suck dick

Comment: Remove miner

by LonelyGhost0 March 27, 2022

West Virginia Coal Miner

When you are doing it in the butt and you hit a turd, so you make a beeping noise.

Mike had to give her a West Virginia Coal Miner, to let her know what was up.

by Spazzernaut July 26, 2018

Man of mineral

This a status for a man that has realised his purpose in life. He has reached enlightenment. He is a man that all men should aspire to. He is driven and courageous. Women envy his power and wish they were his. Any man can be a man of mineral.

That guy seems like a man of mineral.

He's a man of fine mineral.

by Lemon little July 23, 2020

Coal Miner's Canary

A sexual act preformed by shoving a singing canary up your partner's ass. If it stops singing, cleaning may or may not be necessary.

"I was getting a little freaky last night, so I gave my girl the ol' coal miner's canary. The bird kept singing so I knew it was clean for me to go next."

by quack9 June 14, 2009