The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.
Nathan- Ha! You guys look like you are in kindergarten!
Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!
Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.
Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!
Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.
by A Member Of The Midget Army December 27, 2013
High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.
"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."
"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."
"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."
by The word bandit January 15, 2010
Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
by Smokey Tits December 05, 2010
by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009
Person 1, "Oh no, its the midget gang, don't call them small"
Person 2, "Haha look how short they are!"
Midgets, "YOU MESS WITH THE MIDGETS YOU GET THE GANG BITCH"
Person 2, "Haha look how short they are!"
Midgets, "YOU MESS WITH THE MIDGETS YOU GET THE GANG BITCH"
by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020
A 6ft Midget is someone who claims to be 6ft but is really 5’11, which makes him not tall as 6ft, making him a 6ft midget
Jayden: Hey guys how tall are you?
William: oh I’m 6’1
James: yeah I’m 6ft
Jayden: wait what, no you’re not
William: yeah you’re 5’11 you 6ft Midget
James: screw you guys:(
Jeffrey: yeah I’m 5ft
William: oh I’m 6’1
James: yeah I’m 6ft
Jayden: wait what, no you’re not
William: yeah you’re 5’11 you 6ft Midget
James: screw you guys:(
Jeffrey: yeah I’m 5ft
by JDNC777 August 19, 2022
When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017