Methinaround

When your higher than Crystal Methany, and do something rediculous, just play it off like bruh, I was just methinaround!

I was thinking about dating my sister, until everybody started lookin like... Lol Y'all, I was just methinaround!

by J Milluh September 8, 2018

mathildemor

Mathildemor is the best person in the world and she is; Clever, beautiful, pretty and has a thiccccc booty

"Wow she is really a mathildemor"

by Fedefrede October 29, 2018

Methias Pretesourious

A Mathias Pretesourious is a large turtle like creature. It moves slowly but with the utmost precision. The creature has 3 meals a day consisting of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The creature is HUGE, towering at about 5'11" and 135 pounds. They are always a cute creature, resulting in the females flocking to the large mammal. The creature lives in New England and is EXTREMELY RARE. It is an unregistered endangered species.

The Methias Pretesourious was seen walking along the field with females following.

by Mammal_mans December 3, 2018

Methlete

A person who frequently uses Meth yet takes care of business such as paying bills, showering, laundry, and any other make believe task because it literally does not happen

Little Jeffrey has to stay after school for the Methletes club and it can sometimes last 2-3 days straight. They try to get a lot done.

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

MethLikeWoAh

When your tripping so hard you start saying like Woah like a surfer.

town: Like wOaH dude

Joey: Dude you just did a methlikewoah.

by Town#0001 on Discord April 1, 2019

Methbilical cord

The feeding tube connected to a baby from a meth addicted mother. These babies usually mean mug you when making eye contact due to withdrawals and should be avoided whenever possible

Damn man! She should have never cut tyrone from that methbilical cord

by Mexican guy from Wisconsin May 17, 2019

methlamore

Someone who does large amounts of meth then later goes to larp and is named Steven maracle

imma go be a methlamore

by Adolf dripplrr June 7, 2019