merchant

In Cockney rhyming slang, a wanker (from merchant banker)

You're a right merchant.

by Martyn Sadler October 7, 2007

cigar merchant

Another derogatory term for a homosexual man. So named because, like a cigar merchant, he likes to put a good hand rolled length in his mouth and take a long, leisurely drag on it.

"Hey, check out the fag over there - a real cigar merchant."

by Wizards Sleeve November 5, 2006

Napoleon Dynamite merchandise

A way to keep Napoleon Dynamite alive and get the last bits of money they can after the movie.

Look at all of that Napoleon Dynamite merchandise!They have Vote For Pedro shirts, poster books, folders...

by BarbaraFay August 15, 2006

mud merchant

Someone who takes it in the ass.

French people are mud merchants.

by Testicules Popsofolot March 14, 2003

Merchant

1. A person who deals in goods of the kind or otherwise by his occupation holds himself as having knowledge or skill peculiar to the practices or goods involved in the transaction or to whom such knowledge or skill may be attributed by his employment of an agent or broker or other intermediary who by his occupation holds himself out as having such knowledge or skill - Uniform Commercial Code 2-104.

2. A famous streetballer in the Feudal Lords, Daniel Gurrisi.

3. The bartering of moves on the basketball courts.

1."The electronics merchant sold the man a stereo."

2."The Merchant threw it down so hard at the last game, he had to get drunk after."

3."The Merchant bartered moves so hard."

by Dan Gurrisi, Evan Roskos December 9, 2003

penalty merchant

A penalty merchant is a football player that likes scoring pent and cannot live without them. Most penalty merchant are from portugal e.g penaldo and penanzez.

Three clubs produce a good number of penalty merchant they are Manchester united, Real Madrid and juventus.

1) ooh Joao Felix is on his way to become a penalty merchant
2) Akinsiku,Mota po,Daniel like to miss penalties unlike chinedu and Alabo who loves scoring them

by Alanco December 31, 2020

Merchanted

A specialised term used in the game of cricket when one team attains a moral victory over the succesful opposition. In that the game was lost but a moral victory can be taken away from the game.

Winning on a first innings and then being embarrassed in the second innings, Albany Creek were Merchanted

by Norman August 8, 2004