The Mechanic

A sexual position that should be performed at an early or late time in sexually relations. It is where the male takes his limp, tiny, non-erect penis, turns it upside-down, and attempts to fuck the female as if she was a dog. It is called "The Mechanic" because the penis, facing upwards, resembles a mechanic going under a car.

Guy #1 "Yo man, is that your new bitch?"

Guy # 2 "Yeah no doubt, she's the best. Last week we were hittin skins and she let me do the cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, hot carl, rusty trombone, donkey punch, blumpkin, angry dragon, angry pirate, tony danza, hot lunch, strawberry shortcake, houdini, boston pancake, cincinatti bowtie, alligator fuckhouse, and the birmingham booty call. All that shit is okay, but after all that she even let me do the mechanic."

Guy #1 "That's fucking impossible. There's no way you did the mechanic."

Guy #2 "Pay up pussy"

by TrevmoTehGreat June 23, 2009

Mechanical engineer

One so prone to metacognition as to overlook the obvious.

A Mechanical Engineer may design an escape from a labyrinth only to crash to the sea.

by Patty M October 30, 2006

Mechanical Bull

Someone crazy in bed. Ex: Jeff Matthews.

Liz was riding the Mechanical Bull.

by BiteyTheSquirrel April 7, 2008

mechanicsville

a small town full of bullshit and drama...everyone here just wants to get out and as far away as possible...but yah basically the same as the other deff

i hate the vill and all its bullshit

by us March 24, 2005

quantum mechanics

jibberish random jibberish

why did i choose a degree in physics???

by SR May 6, 2005

Air Conditioner Mechanic

a form of labour aimed at young lazy people whom wish never to work, get a flashy job title and speak alot of smack about air conditioners. Also trained to beleive that they are supirior when in fact they are driven to slavery by their tradesman to make way for the one whom upon arival the Air Condition Mechanics beleive will bend the space time continum with his ability to bludge so much.

Bob - i heard you got a job
Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic
Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif
Ali - stop it
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Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work?
Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics
Bob - Thats just low

by lenny xox king October 17, 2008

mechanic hand

Ramming your fingers into a girl's rectum, causing your fingers to look as if you are a mechanic.

I just got so much shit under my finger nails, I look like I have a mechanic hand.

by Thommy94 December 14, 2006