Meard

A moustache that connects with a beard.

That guy has an awesome meard.

by Ella Vator March 26, 2011

Meatfest

When a group of boy/girls masturbate/poke thereselves infront of each other.

"Hey dude wanna' have a meatfest on Friday?"
"Yeah sure, i'll get everyone, im gunna' release the beast!"

by Info@U June 27, 2011

marfell

a dirty forester with stumpy thumbs

marfell: WOOF

by woofowofofofof August 18, 2011

marfy

a person who has a habit of dislocating his knee.He has a constant look of unhappiness on his face but despite this,he's a cool guy.But beware, he has a tendency to turn his hair bright yellow.Rather shocking but you get used to it.And if you are looking for a controller, give hm a visit, he is willing to not look while you steal away...cough cough chaz.

Martin Watford a.k.a marfy

by Goth Boy August 18, 2003

Marf

An extremely gay scarf worn by the male gender

"hey Josh take off that marf" exclaimed Chris GAYbriel

by MREASTMASTER69 December 11, 2009

marfinating

performing anal creampies in excess of morale standards in any form of religion

People marfinating in the Philippines is a sight of wonder.

by jeyps July 4, 2014

marfed

Is when some steals your soon to be bf or gf.

That motherfucker marfed your prospect.

by Dr. Jrock October 22, 2010