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evan mattingly 

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?
evan mattingly by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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mattisen 

A mattisen is a type of drink. Usually very fruity, but can be spiked to liven up the party. This drink is bubbley, delicious, but does not have a very good after taste. But most love it, mainly because it is addictive.
"Taste this mattisen it is so good."
mattisen by HeatherRoseJillian December 2, 2009
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mattisse 

a fine guy who is sweet at first but then you guys date for a bit and he breaks your heart
is mattisse a sweet guy

at first he is
mattisse by Isabelle santimela January 15, 2018

Mattie Trye 

Boy 1, oh man I saw this boy last night and he was a Mattie Trye.

Boy 2, no way bro I was I was a Mattie Trye.
Mattie Trye by George. March 1, 2021

mastidane 

A hybrid dog that is part mastif and part great dane
The mastidane had a mastif mother and a great dane father.
mastidane by C. Heck April 14, 2007

Mattiapolibio 

a boy who got famous for licking toilets
hey is that mattiapolibio?

Clif Mattix

country, when country wasn't cool
Clif Mattix by goony goo hoo July 7, 2010