possibly the finest boy on all of tiktok even though he licks toilets (but it’s kinda hot), pretty much every teenage girlscrush, leaks addys by accident, proves that italians just do it better
ruby’s future babydaddy
person a: omg did you see that video of mattia polibio last night
Possibly the most attractive TikTok boy, has shawty wrapped around his finger, probably has the best friend group of all time, and gets accused of bullying Alvaro the most even though he loves him.
person 1: did you see how mattia polibio bullied alvaro on kairis live?
person 2: yeah but he’s joking dumbass.
person 1: yeah I know but anyways..
The most attractive Tik Tok boy to walk the earth. His dad is Italian and his mom is Mexican but he is more fluent in italian. He lives in New Jersey and has a bunch of hot ass friends who also make tiktoks such as Alejandro and Alvaro and Kairi. These boys will steal your heart.
me : Mattia Polibio is so hot my friend : idk i kinda like Alejandro more
possibly the finest boy on all of tiktok even though he licks toilets (but it’s kinda hot), pretty much every teenage girlscrush, leaks addys by accident, proves that italians just do it better
ruby’s future babydaddy
person a: omg did you see that video of mattia polibio last night
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).