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mattia polibio

possibly the finest boy on all of tiktok even though he licks toilets (but it’s kinda hot), pretty much every teenage girls crush, leaks addys by accident, proves that italians just do it better
ruby’s future babydaddy
person a: omg did you see that video of mattia polibio last night

person b: wait which one

person a: he deleted it but iykyk
mattia polibio by bb ruby October 21, 2019
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Mattia Polibio

Possibly the most attractive TikTok boy, has shawty wrapped around his finger, probably has the best friend group of all time, and gets accused of bullying Alvaro the most even though he loves him.
person 1: did you see how mattia polibio bullied alvaro on kairis live?
person 2: yeah but he’s joking dumbass.
person 1: yeah I know but anyways..
Mattia Polibio by xoxo dumb bitch October 30, 2019

mattia polibio

finest tik tok boy you’ll ever see. Just look at him, you’re welcome
person A: yo whose ur crush? mines luvanthony
person B: ewwww what r u on. mines Mattia polibio

person A *looks him up*
person A: GODDAMNN he’s sexy as shit
mattia polibio by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019

Mattia Polibio

The most attractive Tik Tok boy to walk the earth. His dad is Italian and his mom is Mexican but he is more fluent in italian. He lives in New Jersey and has a bunch of hot ass friends who also make tiktoks such as Alejandro and Alvaro and Kairi. These boys will steal your heart.
me : Mattia Polibio is so hot
my friend : idk i kinda like Alejandro more

mattia polibio

possibly the finest boy on all of tiktok even though he licks toilets (but it’s kinda hot), pretty much every teenage girls crush, leaks addys by accident, proves that italians just do it better
ruby’s future babydaddy
person a: omg did you see that video of mattia polibio last night

person b: wait which one

person a: he deleted it but iykyk
mattia polibio by bb ruby October 21, 2019

mattia polibio

a racist and homophobic tiktok boy who doesn't apologize for his actions. anyone who dislikes this is probably a fan girl. he wont hit you up tho bby
mattia polibio: says n word and f word
fans: oh em gee he is only babie
mattia: bad haircut*
fans: bye ew
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