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marathoning a bitch

when one has sex with his or her partner 26 times before leaving the bedroom.
"I'd love to cover your shift but I'm marathoning a bitch this weekend"
by CrowmanLives69 December 2, 2016
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pussy marathoner

A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like It’s a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.
Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.
by 2LunchTommy September 6, 2020
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marathong

marathong can be a verb or a noun

1. to marathong means to have a steady stream of thongs on your apartment floor as you make hot monkey sex with nice girls

2. marathong: The act of having thongs thrown on your floor as you have hot monkey sex.
i can't wait to go to the party i'm going to be marathonging with everyone!

damn i cant believe i missed out on that marathong since i missed the party
by Lauren Pinzy February 18, 2009
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Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races
Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner
by Janet Butterworth November 4, 2023
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Marathonist

A marathonist is someone who makes Friday Night Funkin' marathon songs. (More commonly known as "FNF Marathons", or "Marathon Songs".)

An FNF Marathon is a Friday Night Funkin' song that features at least fore than 2 characters that sing throughout the song, and are usually pretty lengthy, commonly anywhere over 10 minutes long, though there are some about 5 minutes long.
Person 1: Have you ever heard Shackle's FNF Marathons?
Person 2: Oh, yeah, he's a great Marathonist!
by Glitchurr February 17, 2026
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madathonist

She is the madathonist who made me mad with her madray.
by natasha pestana June 27, 2006
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Marython

"Mary-thon" - Smoking a whole lot of marijuana over an extended period of time in one sitting.
"This April 20th we'll be having a Marython downtown so be sure to bring your doobies."

"5 ounces, 7 balls of hash and an entire weekend...looks like we might have a Marython on our hands!"
by The Content Ninja May 4, 2013
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