Mr Malteser

A teacher of math and science that's not white and usually can't pronounce the word calculator.

Wow, he can't pronounce that? Must be Mr Malteser

by writerkilljoy May 23, 2019

sweetcorn malteaser

A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.

Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.

Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!

Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!

by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019

malton

Malton is the fictional city within which the MMORPG Urban Dead is set. A large area of it has been quarantined after a zombie outbreak.

Whilst Malton has a relatively damp climate it has an undeserved reputation as a rainy city.

by hagnat December 25, 2007

maltese ring

An act similar to teabagging, where ones asshole is used instead of the ballsack.

She was close so i gave her the old maltese ring.

by dude March 30, 2005

malta

Malta is one of the worst countries in the world. It is full of catholic sluts and bitches. It is also known as the country with the most perversive priests & nuns, as there are many cases of nuns with sprite bottles shoved up their genitals at St.Lukes hospital.

jesus loves malta cos malta is the only country that gives him credit.

by baa baa black sheep have you any wool May 8, 2005

maltar

to get a girl drunk so u can do her, but only after moran banged her

he's planning to maltar her after prom

by iopklty May 8, 2005

neo-Malthusian

Neo-Malthusians claim that there is no possibility for humanity to face and handle this problem, which will cause that we will go back to the roots and start traveling with horses again, as they believe humans are to fucking stupid to create and invent some other opportunity.

Oil will un out, therefor neo-malthusians will say, "fuck that shit we will have to start working again, as we humans are to fucking stupid to find a other way"

by LegitXaidia November 25, 2013