.44 Magnum

A nice big bottle of champagne, vintage 1944.

Hello garcon, we'll have a nice '44 Magnum if you don't mind.

by Charlie O'Kane November 18, 2003

Magnus

Loser, bad person in general

Magnus is a Norwegian name given to ugly babies. Sometime around 1400 A.D, this was eternal justice:

If someone were to directly speak to a person by the name of Magnus (Mah-Gn-Oose), they would be humiliated and/or executed for betraying the human kind and/or participating in witchcraft or sodomy based rituals involving scat, sacrificial offerings like babies and /or other cute, innocent and adorable animals.

by Destery H. White December 13, 2012

magnum trojan xxl

a large condom size that is used by people like jeff straus,for 12 inchers. it does not fit him though.

i used a magnum trojan xxl yesterday when i was in bed with sophia, said jeff straus

by cool kisses rule January 11, 2008

Magnum Joe

The act of pee inside the vagina during the penetration

Go to the bathroom before you use your magnum joe in your girlfriend!

by Joseoh December 31, 2007

Magnum Opus Moment

An Extremely Good/Grand idea
A Great Magnum Opus

Ex 1: I had a huge magnum opus moment yesterday.
Ex 2: The song it’s raining tacos is a real Magnum opus moment

by Cronchy Craker October 15, 2019

Magnum P.I.

Participating in the Tom Selleck while either the shittee or shitter wears a Hawaiian shirt.

I took Kim on vacation to Hawaii. After 5 pina coladas she passed out and I gave her the Magnum P.I.

by GlobalChillage June 3, 2009

Magnum

noun or adj.Firearms with a larger charge.

Interjection. to fire an anti radiation missile, esp. a AGM-88 HARM.

by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003