Muddy Buddy

When you drain the water from the toilet bowl, take a dump and place googly eyes on the turd. Surprising the next unsuspecting person who uses the bathroom.

"Goddamn it, Garret Muddy Budded me again"

"I left a muddy buddy for them, that will teach them to be ungrateful Hosts"

by Bierleichen February 2, 2017

muddy virgin

A Straight guy who has had anal but not Vaginal sex who claims he’s still a Virgin

Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?

Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin

by Yachtboy2016 January 19, 2020

muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart

If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.

by crabbiie February 2, 2020

Muddy Trotters

When you rim a person from behind whilst getting a foot job

I went to Moo Moos last weekend, pulled some bird, took her back to mine and got Muddy Trotters

by Azza4spurs May 24, 2020

muddy werewolf

Anal sex where the woman has diarrhea and squirts on your dick and she only shaves her muff on a full moon.

Jeff said damn sarah needs to wipe her ass butt i still gave her tore up that muddy werewolf.

by TwatLicka 2.0 February 22, 2020

Muddy bath

The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face

"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"

by Scallylank October 5, 2013

Muddy Glacier

The act of inserting an ice cube in your ass while masturbating.

My sheets got real stained after I had a muddy glacier pop out too fast!

by Chris Heather July 3, 2011