Mnooklear Attack

The type of desperate attack in which public health officials and drug companies hire hack writers to deliver their talking points. Sometimes involves hiring drug addicts and those who like tomato frosting. The main goals of Mnooklear Attacks are to protect shareholders, to keep CDC staffers out of jail, and to hide their causal roles in the autism epidemic.

Did you see the Mnooklear Attack on universally respected journalist Robert MacNeil?

by 1in91 May 30, 2011

mooked

a f***in ugly a*s bitch that looks like she/he got smashed in the face with a baseball bat 20 times, so ugly u would rather puke then look at her face.

Damn that chick is mooked.

by drfreshdude January 13, 2008

Mookins

A person who you consider to be mookinsish

A term of endearment

I love that mookins.

by Modkins July 16, 2008

mookie stick

–noun, plural 'mookie sticks'
1. Solid fecal matter.
2. Something you don't want your own children to play with.

Tell Xander not to touch those mookie sticks on the lawn.

by siddNullus February 6, 2009

mooky

A little turd. M(initure) + (d)ooky.
Used as a perjorative term for smaller people. Really pisses them off.

Hey Mooky...will you tie my shoes since you're already down there?

by jimmybalmer September 24, 2011

mooka

Dark skinned person of African descent, whom is hard to understand in general conversation.

"Mooka! What's your 40 time?"

by Zachariah060 June 24, 2008

Momoko

A Japanese who hates almost everything/everyone.

I sound like Momoko.

by MomokotheWorm May 3, 2010