Mitter

A man, usually in his mid 20s to early 30s, who has seen far too many days of service and too few days of respite. While noble in countenance and vigorous in spirit, busy days of indentured servitude to the machine have laid bare the soul of the mitter, reducing a once fine man into a belligerent tyrant. Special care must be taken when dealing with a mitter, lest ye be cut to the quick...

Dylan: "I heard that Brett is coming home for the holidays! Haven't seen him in a while... How's he been doing?"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"

by The Swolestar February 20, 2023

Drop The Mitts

when a build up of chirps angers you. Simpy stat "Drop the mitts" and prepare to have a little tussle or showdown; This goes back to the olden days where in hockey people wore mitts instead of gloves.

Clark: Friggin' hoser has been chirping me all game and he's too afraid to drop the mitts

by the hoser July 19, 2011

steak mittens

one of the many fabulous prizes you can win by playing Super Bingo! (The semi-popular youtube video) depicted with a man wearing steak as mittens

You'll win so much money that you'll be able to afford business lobster, lobster grandchildren, and steak mittens!

by waffle of waffles December 9, 2008

Oven Mitting

The act of grabbing or manipulating an object (i.e. Penis) inserted in an anus with one's hand or multiple fingers through the vaginal wall while said hand or fingers are inserted in the vagina.

I was oven mitting my boyfriend's cock during anal sex and i was fisting my pussy. I grabbed his cock through my pussy and started jerking him off while he was still balls deep in my ass.

by CPTFantasDick May 26, 2014

Tater Mitts

When a male blows mudd on a female's hands, waits for the shit to dry, creating "shit mitts" on the woman's dickbeaters which she then uses to give the male a handjob.

"How was the date last night homie?"
"Pretty standard, she executed a perfect tater mitts!"
"ew"

by Chris Graymitt July 9, 2007

mittromneya

the process of disregarding your true beliefs and conveying what your audience wants to hear.

Suffering from a case of mittromneya, the science teacher convinced the fifth grade class that the earth is flat.

by jryan September 24, 2012

Mittstake

1.) Any error made by Mitt Romney or his staff during his run for President

2.) A failed concept or innovation that is brought up by Mitt Romney or his staff

"Did you hear who Romney picked for his VP?"
"No, who?"
"Paul Ryan."
"Oh great, Another Mittstake."

by MurdyZa August 12, 2012