MS Minute

The widely variable and inaccurate amount of time is takes for something happen. Often used as a way to pad your time at work or a poor attempt to explain why something is taking so long because you don't understand what is really happening.

Steve: Jen, why is this terminated user still able to receive E-mail?
Jen: I already deleted the users mailbox, it might take a MS Minute.
Steve: (wonders to himself) Well it seems like you don't know what you are doing because I see your failed PowerShell command.

by ReallyTiredOfThisShit July 9, 2021

slick minute

Similar to other phrases such as "hot minute" and "fat minute" meaning a long period of time

I haven't hung out with Lauren in a slick minute

by Tm99tm June 6, 2017

lady minute

When you go out with your lady friends and they are so crude and gross you really just need a lady minute. AKA, a minute alone grooming yourself, putting in a tampon or just being a lady.

Judi made the most nasty burp and I really just needed to take a lady minute.

by Beaver Girl February 20, 2014

Little minute

789million minutes

AS: Come on then cuddle me a little minute
MK: How longs that then?
AS: 789 million minutes obviously

by Pepsmach July 4, 2018

uber minute

Any time someone/something says it'll take a minute, but it takes closer to 10. (Like in the Uber app, when it says the car is a minute away, but the driver shows up 10 minutes later.)

I'll be at the bar in an uber minute.

by Uberminute January 11, 2017

Bruh Minute

By definition, a minute is comprised of 40 moments, so, if one were to have 40 consecutive Bruh Moments it would be considered a Bruh Minute

a: "bro I just had a bruh minute"

b: "damn bro"

by lord of the joes September 3, 2019

18 minutes

to take a gorilla finger sized shit that makes you AFK ( away from keyboard) for 18 whole minutes

perm to afk rq? i need to take 18 minutes lol

by Adroitthedootjohnson January 30, 2022