Mossy cat

When your cat pisses on your shit so you take it for a drive and unload 5, 00 buck shots into it. The next day your wife puts up a missing cat report on facebook while bawling her eyes out so you gotta sit on the couch and console her all the while knowing you blew the cat away

On my days off I pulled a mossy cat and it was the best day of my life.

by Tizang November 20, 2019

Mossy

Being absent in something but able to do something crucial in their presence

Quinn:Man can't believe Evan pulled a mossy!

by Wacklmao February 1, 2020

Page moss

This is not known by true scousers but i am sorry to say it is in liverpool. population: Wools and little John

Little john has never bin bevied

by Anthony Fayal February 7, 2005

Robin Moss

The second fastest land mammal behind the cheetah is the robin moss, a rare species of awesome which is half british half asian. It can be found in the south of England and migrates to Asia during the winter periods.

Person one: "damn you see that thing move?"

person two: "yeah was like robin moss, was so dang quick!!!"

by Alastair Crocker. February 28, 2008

red moss

when a man thinks he is going to get a blowjob, he shaves his pubic region so much that small red spots begin to form on his pubic area

I was about to blow him but he had to much red moss.

by jason woooper January 1, 2011

Brady To Moss

When you pull out during sex to ejaculate onto the girls stomach and hit her in the face while remaining where you are, like a deep ball from Tom Brady to Randy Moss.

Dude # 1 : Man I Brady to Mossed that chick last night.
Dude # 2 : Sweet!
Dude # 1 : Ya she can't even get mad because what are the chances?

by Nickfromredcliff October 19, 2008

Mumble in the moss

The eating out of a girl's vaginal canal.

watch porn; may i mumble in the moss?

by Carpet Munch December 12, 2010