by WesternFish September 24, 2009
Get the C I M B J mug.MBS (Myles Bowel Syndrome) is a condition effecting the human digestive system, also known as, "I would rather have a shit than do any work today"syndrome. Common symptoms include the conscience requirement to take a shit at an hourly rate, and a near forced shitting commitment at the sight of a bathroom or portable toilet. It should be noted that a person suffering from the condition rarely has to take a shit on a scheduled lunch or bathroom break.
Todd: Dude that one hour lunch break was dope! To bad we got to get back to work...actually I'll let you get started where we left off. I've got a touch of the MBS today.
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Get the MBM mug.John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!
by I am cursed April 16, 2021
Get the i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b. mug.MBAR - Mad Beyond All Recognition.
This word is similar to FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) But this one is used to describe the madness of someone.
This word is similar to FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) But this one is used to describe the madness of someone.
J : IM FUCKING MAD YOU STUPID FUCK.
G : DUDE CALM DOWN
*5 mins later*
G: YOU THERE J?
J : *silence*
M : HE'S SO MAD HE DOESN'T TALK ANYMORE
G : HE'S MBAR
G : DUDE CALM DOWN
*5 mins later*
G: YOU THERE J?
J : *silence*
M : HE'S SO MAD HE DOESN'T TALK ANYMORE
G : HE'S MBAR
by Glongetty October 12, 2010
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