by TOMDARAK May 04, 2020
This is where you lose your grip on sanity, THIS is where you have finally lost your last chance at losing your virginity, you've basically lost everything, INCLUDING E V E R Y MATCH. Match making somehow manages to give you teammates who only know how to point fingers at everybody but themselves and say gg report team or better team wins while simultaneously giving the enemy team a bunch of likeable jokers who are also diamond smurfs.
Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.
by Triggered 24/7 August 23, 2018
The song you play as you light the match and walk away from a world you're destroying...as you walk away the world you once knew is bursting into flames behind you, typically in Slow-Mo and only the weak look back.
("light the match" ) is an original term created by Melissa Lewis ™ all rights reserved.)
("light the match" ) is an original term created by Melissa Lewis ™ all rights reserved.)
by mroselewis December 07, 2019
The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's
She has the Hideous matching disease.
by C J F August 10, 2006
This is pretty much the pearl necklace but you also have to give her 2 earring...cum on her earlops.
by brightangel91 May 25, 2009
by SPHD December 05, 2014
On such games as Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3, when all players turn thier screens off so that there is no visuals nor audio, so that it mimics how Hellen Keller would play.
Crusty Turbin: Hey want to do a Micheal Meyers match?
Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!
Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!
by Bud C. Morgan October 05, 2008