Mass-hole

the loudmouth, arrogant jerks living in Massachusetts

On my way into Boston, some Mass-hole cut me off. This city's full of them...

by NYY in MA July 6, 2007

Mexican Massage

The premeditated act of pleasuring oneself in a hotel when housekeeping enters the room.

Man, you should have seen the look on the housekeeper's face when she walked in on me giving myself a Mexican massage!

by BlkCrowe October 31, 2012

Massachist

Someone who enjoys pain, weather it be self-inflicted or not.

If you punch a massachist he will not cry, he will be happier.

by Influenced Injuries April 18, 2009

Throat Massage

A Massage given to the throat of a special lady.

Last night after dinner I gave Irene a deep throat massage.

by ChiliConCarne September 5, 2010

Massage Therapist

A prostitute or sexual worker. Normally a higher end call girl, but it can refer to any prostitute.

"I spent last night with a massage therapist last night."
"Shit dude. You should probably get screened."
"It should be fine, she was high class. It was expensive."

by Zebelon Pike August 4, 2009

Mass Text

If you thought Rebecca Black's Friday wasn't bad enough, wait until you see Tay Allyn's masterpiece of shit called Mass Text.

Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts!
*bang*

by NK4 September 2, 2013

full body massage

A legal way to advertise a massage which ends with the man receiving a hand job.

A full body massage costs 40 dollars for half an hour.

by left4ded April 13, 2005