Snow Massage

A snow massage is two handfuls of snow down the front and back of the victims jumper then massaged in vigorously !

John hit me with a snowball so when I caught him I gave him a good old snow massage !

by snowdemon3 December 20, 2010

Carpet Massage

When a man uses his hand(s) to please a woman.

Instead of a carpet munching tonight how about just a carpet massage?

A carpet massage a day keeps the bitch away

If you're not ski poling you're carpet massaging

by ldylumps May 10, 2012

massage slut

When a male goes around giving shoulder massage's to all females claiming to be friendly but in reality is just being creepy and believes they enjoy it.

Guy 1: Hey dude, see that guy over there.
Guy 2: Yea, he's massaging all those girls shoulders.
Guy 1: Yea what a massage slut.

by CptMeep November 04, 2015

NHS MASSAGE

When you fake somthing to get felt up /a rub by the doctor....

"Doctor I think I've got a hernia "- nhs massage

by James Sandoe September 05, 2018

Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

by Garfibromyalgia May 19, 2021

text massage

When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".

I got a text massage from Cindy. It felt amazing.

by saltyconfetti August 08, 2011

front massage

Hi chance.A front massage is when a male, or mostly a female wants the front of her body massaged sexually or non-sexually. She wants her breasts,nips,thighs and kitty massage to have an orgasm or feel happy. Make you you use your tongue.

Me:I sure do wish somebody can front massageme.
Guys:I can do it.Would you like whip cream or caramel?
Me:Both.

by BigBootyQueen1906 December 03, 2015