moisty maddox

A guy who’s cock is so huge and can make any girl moist, usually a tall man with a large cock that pulls so many girls and sits the bench for varsity. He is usually squaded up with strong masculine men such as Parker’s, beau’s, and Landon’s.

Me: That’s a moisty Maddox

Parker: damn he gets so much pussy

by Colthasmusclesandabigdick69 April 4, 2022

A big fat mad dog

A human being who won’t stop going on about is silver Toyota and the fact that it’s the best car in the world. He is a Richard Hammond wannabe and dresses like a retired nonce

Jesus Christ Gary stop talking about your crap car you’re just a big fat mad dog

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Mad Dog

When a person mad dogs you,they stare at you in a mean way.

I usually get mad dogged by all the fuckin haters.

by Deno Saenz December 28, 2005

Maddox

A fat fuck

Is that Mars

No that's maddox

by keejan the man April 28, 2020

mandog

A man that can change into a dog at will.

"I think Sirius Black is a mandog."
"Yeah, he just morphed into a dog last night in front of me!"

by Miss Padfoot June 26, 2009

Tommy Maddox Offense

1.(n) When a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. Named after former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. His run-heavy/no-pass play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.

2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.

1. Tommy Maddox's massive failure has been immortalized by attributing no-pass play-calling to his name: The Tommy Maddox Offense.

2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.

by John A. H. III January 11, 2009

maddox

1.) "Some old, greasy dude who uses the internet to cry about his likes and dislikes to the disaffected youth of America through semi-comedic rants."
- Oh come on now, could you pick an easier audience?

2.)"A self- proclaimed pirate."
- Lol, wtf is that about? Seriously, a pirate? Get an identity, you silly bastard. Do you hijack ocean going vessels and plunder them for booty or do you just download music illegally? Yeah...thats just sad.

3.)"A 30 year old man with a 12-16 year old following."
-you rock, Maddox!!!1 For realz!!1!1

"man, that chump was crying more than Maddox when his Ace of Base file didn't download!"

by Jon Rudder June 12, 2006