Lumberjack

When you rail a girls bung and pull out and wipe your schwantz on her face, giving her a mustache and beard of warm, steamy goodness.

All dirty ho's like a good lumberjack

by JuiceValentine October 10, 2004

lumberjack

A female name for one who causes a male boner to die or "boner kill" in which the woman is theoretically cutting down wood.

"Nothing but a few lumberjacks at the bar, my penis was more limp than a wet noodle"

by The dozer with a 'tude October 29, 2011

Lumberjack

The act of using fellatio to rouse a partner from sleeping.

I was sleeping and my girlfriend wanted me to wake up, so she gave me a lumberjack.

by TheRuralJuror May 12, 2014

lumberjack kiss

When two dudes rub their beards together.

Kyle and Chris collided during kickball and their beards touched, it was such a Lumberjack Kiss.

by SpecialKDawg June 2, 2018

Yodeling Lumberjack

When a girl, mostly one who is sexually naive, attempts to give a guy a handjob by clapping her wrist together repetitively around his dick.

Man, Jessie gave me a yodeling lumberjack last night. My dick is so bruised.

by Hi Hierton March 28, 2011

lumberjack

A VERY HOT! emo MAN who whares his little russian green hat and has his checkers and hot greasy hair with dark rimed glasses and holds on to his ipod witha death grip, also has plugs in both ears one smaller tahn the other o ya....and hes gotta be hot and EMOO...

A:hey look its lumberjack...
R: hes so greasy
A: but hes hot
R: but he looks so gay
A: but hes not hes emo duh
R: ya hes a lumberjack
A: ya a hot lumberjack

by annakova the great April 13, 2005

Lumberjacking

The act of taking people's discarded christmas trees from the curb in front of their house and leaning the tree against their front door, so when they open he door the tree falls on them.

Lets go lumberjacking tonight there are lots of trees out.

by gino41 January 14, 2008