F'longer

A long period of time.

I haven't seen you in three months f'longer.

by MattG73 December 23, 2008

blue lunged

Similar to a cockblock, but with weed. You're just about to get hiiiigh and something gets in the way.

Man that Allison really blue lunged me when she insisted we smoke crack instead.

by richdafivenine April 22, 2011

Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.

“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”

by Krul November 2, 2018

Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019

Horatio Longden

Is a gay boy that likes dead memes and plays dying light all day. He will have no pussy in his whole life cause he is lonely.

"Horatio Longden is gay"

by GetRektBoi March 1, 2019

Shit logged

When your taking a shit and it stops mid shit

Brother: hurry up I need to shit
Ne:I cant I'm shit logged

by Commie.doggo March 22, 2019

Air-logged

Something that is lighter than it should be or seems.

Damn dude that 2 x 4 should’ve been 27 pounds but it’s air-logged like a motherfucker

by Prangutan January 17, 2021