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lick it before you stick it

To perform oral sex on a woman before having actual sex with her.
Person 1: "I had sex with Mary last night!"
Person 2: "Did you go down on her?"
Person 1: "Of course! You know what I always say, 'lick it before you stick it.'"
Related Words

lick the lox 

v. (1) to perform cunnilingus. (2) to perform cunnilingus on a Jewish woman, sometimes used specifically for an Ashkenazi (of Eastern European descent) Jewish woman. (3) also, more generally, to describe someone attracted to women, or attraction to (sometimes Ashkenazi) Jewish women
"Does Ari date non-Jewish women?"
"Nah, he's all about licking the lox."

"Girl, you blew him last time and he didn't reciprocate? All I can say is that tonight he'd better lick the lox."

"I was going to ask her out but then I realized that she was probably into licking the lox."
lick the lox by whollyjew April 8, 2010
A short response in the form of a directive to someone who has said or done something irritating.
I am going to bend over now and you can lick it.
lick it by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

lick dick 

the physical act of producing sexual gratification on a male individual by using a tongue to create frictional contact over the penis. Sensitive pressure receptors in the penial skin produce singals that result in an euphoric sensation. This may lead to orgasm.
You have to lick dick if you want to be camp as a row of pink tents
lick dick by tonywashere April 5, 2011
To perform the act of cunnilingus. muff diving carpet munching rug munchingcunnilingus
'what happened last night Dee - 'I got 3 lick jobs'
Lick Job by SE10 November 5, 2012

lick a duck 

The African term (Lieflike Dag), for "have a lovely day".
lick a duck by Shakem March 10, 2017