Michael Lang

A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener

Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop

by purplenurple420 February 04, 2019

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Alex Lang

A mean person just in general. You will facetime him during thunderstorms, but he will just end up bossing you around and tell you horror stories even though you are already scared. He is also a person who eats a lot of food but just gains a 6 pack every bite he takes.

Thanks to Alex Lang I couldn't sleep for 3 days

by Mdog123456789 March 14, 2017

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Sophia lang

Sophia lang is my best friend in the whole world. I love her no matter what. She is funny, ditzy, pretty, and for the most part kind hearted. Sophia has been there for me since forever and I have been there for her too. We hang out almost everyday and are like sisters. Sophia and I are weird but we are weird together. I can be myself around sophia and not be scared . Sophia has never left my side and is my bestest friend ever

Me: I heart sophia lang
You: same

by rfkamazing June 30, 2022

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