Amber Lance

How people from the Bronx are transported to the emergency room.

If you dis J-Lo one more time, Ima beat you down so hard they gonna need Amber Lance to take you to da hospital.

by crjoker November 16, 2021

Lance Hill

When a male puts both testicles into his anus.

Hey babe, wanna try the Lance Hill again before bed?

by LaggyKnees420 June 05, 2020

Crimson Lance

Noun: The Antagonist army run by the Atlas Corporation in the video game Borderlands. In the original it is headed by Commandant Steele, but later General Knoxx comes in. They litter the world of Pandora with ironic propaganda and come in many varieties.

Roland: Lilith, sneak up behind that Crimson Lance Defender!
Mordecai: BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Lilith: You stole my kill...

by Mike-Rzr June 07, 2010

lance sparks

A very sweet,dreamy eyed, loving guy that makes Chloe smile just by looking at him. He is cute even when he is mad. He is the best thing that has ever happened to Chloe's life.

Chloe dosent know what she would ever do without Lance Sparks.

by Chloe Harville April 14, 2015

lady lance

basically, a blocks cock.

wow look at Johnny's lady lancer... he really could take your eye out with that!

by Tom C, Rich W, and Suzi S April 22, 2004

Lance Corporal

Jarrod Phillips Marine Corps. Confirmed 52 casualities first tour of Iraq. Took a bullet for Staff Sargeant Hamilton. He won four state wrestling titles due to his back and leg muscles.

Lance Corporal

by dillon archeluta October 15, 2010

Lance Armstrong

To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.

-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.

by Paultheman July 25, 2005