lactoseintolerantaphobia

The fear of a lactose intolerant person.

Fidel Castro: "Here, have some milk, it's healthy for you."
Lactose Intolerant Weakling: "I can't have that."
Fidel Castro: "Oh my god! Don't you know I have lactoseintolerantaphobia? GUARDS, EXECUTE HIM!"

by TheR0B0TNinja November 2, 2022

Lacticious

Faking breast-feeding in front of strangers to get a reaction.

While out to eat she was being lacticious to get a reaction from the onlookers.

by Rebel Horizen's Marketing November 24, 2022

lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.

Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.

by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023

lactchae

A bitch.

Oh look! It’s lactchae.. the crazy thing

by anonymous April 13, 2023

Lactard

Lactard; a person who is lactose intolerant and is retarded

Damn George why can’t you eat that pizza? Oh I forgot your a lactard!

by A1dan__ May 1, 2023

lactolised

When a gay man hugs a woman and his head lays on her titties and it makes him question his sexuality.

Bro hit the default settings as soon as he got lactolised.

by logie_ud August 1, 2023

lactose cumtolerant

When one is allergic to cum and faces physical consequence, such as strong diarrhea, after swallowing cum.

Cum fucks up my stomach because im lactose cumtolerant.

by Uh baby baby August 23, 2023