lactoseintolerantaphobia

The fear of a lactose intolerant person.

Fidel Castro: "Here, have some milk, it's healthy for you."
Lactose Intolerant Weakling: "I can't have that."
Fidel Castro: "Oh my god! Don't you know I have lactoseintolerantaphobia? GUARDS, EXECUTE HIM!"

by TheR0B0TNinja November 2, 2022