lazy lube

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

by Santaginas May 6, 2009

Gubby Lubs

Someone who eat's all the food they can possibly eat, not nessesarily gaining weight

Ruby: "Marty cannot stop when he is stoned. Gubby Lubs much?"

Maia: "Wow, James is a Gubby Lubs...He ate 3 cakes, and he is still not fat!"

by ShrekItRalph February 21, 2015

alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)

When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017

Cubed and lubed

Where a girl/boy is shoved into a tiny space where they can't move and are boxed in, then you proceed to jizz all over them

It will take her an hour to wash herself after we've cubed and lubed her

by Bojanglewangle April 25, 2019

lubriderm

A half lubricant, half skin moisturizer.

That guy cant do it without lubriderm.

by meoblast001 August 10, 2006

banana lube

When inserting an old, soft banana into a females ass, you would find out that it is too soft to fully please her. So then the banana squishes all over her asshole. Then add a little dick insertion, and you have 100% natural banana lube. Fully lubed up for satisfaction.

All girls are guaranteed to love the banana lube. No doubt about it.

by mjackson July 2, 2007

Kloyper Lube

Used to lube the inner part of a of a computer named the 'Kloyper'. It is very important that this part of the machine remains lubed to avoid the system having a mechanical failure. This failure can come in the form of a blue light appearing inside the machine itself.

You need to lube your kloyper there, the severity of this matter can not be convayed through dialogue.

Thats some good value kloyper lube, you got there

by Henry Kennington March 2, 2008