Laptopping

The conscious act of placing a laptop computer on the womens back while have sex, or making love.

laptopping is a new craze swarming the nation!

by sanctusunus December 10, 2012

Laptopical

Pertaining to a laptop.

That's very laptopical.

by Miss Tess Carr January 6, 2008

Lapoop

A word that makes boys named Rowen angry

Chris - “Lapoop”
Rowen -“ I would be insulted but you two are simply too inferior for me to even care; the fact that argue in the first place when I am not the only person who sends shitty memes in the chat signifies your own ineptitude”

by goaliemaster19 May 19, 2020

lactophilia

The sexual attraction to milk, usually when being ingested.

Guy: Watching you drink that chocolate milk gave me a hard-on.

Girl: Oh GOD, you have lactophilia!

by Brianna_Ashlee December 9, 2009

sideways laptoping

The art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. It is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. Doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by assuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. Warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.

As I lay in my bed sideways laptoping, I watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.

by thepogonnalist November 7, 2011

labtop

What wannabe thugs and other ghetto people call laptops. Also used by ignorant white people. When one says labtop, the "a" is usually excessively stressed.

I just got me a new laaaabtop.
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Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."
Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"
Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."
Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."
Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."

by Datamonger July 11, 2009

laptopless

Someone too poor to afford a laptop. They have to settle for an old desktop and cant go anywhere or be mobile so they get agressive towards laptop users. They dont have the money to afford a good laptop or any laptop for that matter so they hate on them because they cant afford it and are stuck immobile at a desktop. Desktops are for poor people.

Oh awesome, Tony just bought a new laptop. Too bad you're laptopless. You're Poor.

I have 3 laptops and 3 desktops. You can't afford either. You're Poor.

by Cromius September 17, 2007