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Kyle and his jew

Kyle is a ginger boy who's bitch is a Jewish girl

It is just Kyle and his jew against the world
Kyle's mum:
So why do you call your girlfriend 'your jew'?

Kyle:
Because she is my girlfriend but she doesn't like to get called my girlfriend, she prefers it when I call her 'my jew' as it makes her horny...10/10 you should fuck a jew

Kyle's mum:
So that is why everyone says 'Kyle and his jew?'

Kyle:
Yes

*Kyle then pats his jew on the head while she is sitting on the floor next to the chair Kyle is on*

Kyle's jew:
Thank you daddy, you make me forget about G-d
by Savagemylads July 25, 2019
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Kyled

When a chad destroys a bunch of commies
Person: Did you see how those commies got Kyled the other day?
Person 2: Hell yeah
by Tallerben August 28, 2020
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Kyleishnakov

A drink mixed from Monster energy drink and the most handy Russian vodka. Carefully crafted to inspire massive air, burnouts and dry wall punches. Not for the faint of heart or tender in spirit. Only for the wannabe hardcore who want to achieve a high level of energy and fuckedupedness.
Man, I need to get fucked up before I take on these whoops, pour me a fuckin Kyleishnakov!
by Kilr Kyle April 24, 2021
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Kyle Exum

A great YouTuber that makes skits and parody’s about his make believe family
Hey, do you watch Kyle Exum?
Kyle Exum is so funny!
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Kyleen

A beautiful, artistic, big booty, thicc, and intelligent Latina woman. Cuando la ves, sabrás que dios es real porque nadie mas podría crear algo tan bonita. Her mind and thought process are the most attractive aspect about her, which doesn’t seem possible since her appearance is out of this world. She is very open minded and compassionate. While she is smart in who she trusts deeply, her tendency to automatically assume the best in everyone brings her repeated pain when disappointing truths are revealed. She can endure almost anything that is thrown her way with a positive attitude and growth mindset. As a friend, she is an amazing individual to go to in times of need because of her caring nature. Additionally, she is an athletic angel.

If she could notice herself in a reflection, she would be unstoppable.
Did you see that Spicy Latina?

That’s Kyleen, really defines Mexican beauty!

I need to talk to her now

Write her a poem or something she’ll definitely fall for you, she loves literature.
by NobodyThatYouKnow123456 April 2, 2022
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Kyle Tactic

The art of screaming racial slurs at the climax of ejaculation during intercourse.
"Bro I heard you hit a Kyle Tactic last night"

"Ya bro, that shit was intense fr"
by reddituser7025 May 4, 2022
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National Kyle Appreciation Day

Kyles get made fun of every day. Now we can embrace them every day. November 5th is Kyle Appreciation Day
Fuck Kyle” “You can’t say that, it’s National Kyle Appreciation Day!
by Mikeox69420 October 30, 2019
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