kunk

1. See "Künk"

1 See above, whats this example is too short business (insert random space wasting text)

by Kraut May 31, 2004

kunk

An object possessing thick and mushy physical characteristics.

The peice of shit on his shoe was kunky.

by Josh December 3, 2004

kunsucky

someone who thinks they can skate but is actually quite terrible

the kid try to show off to all the girls with his skating... they all say "eww" and walk away. hes a kunsucky because he try to skate but sucks

by somekidwhoROCKS August 3, 2007

Kunkle

When a girl gives you a foot job while you fuck her with your recently prolapsed anus

"Holy shit bro, I kunkled her so hard last night I think I don't think it will relapse back in!"

by Edward Smellric August 14, 2016

Dr. Kinkster

A man with an above average amount of foreskin who invests his time at the gym and growing public hair.

I'd call that person Dr. Kinkster

by Dr. Kinkster lover February 3, 2017

künk

1. The sound of an indignant slamming of a telephone handset onto its cradle
2. The sound of a large-headed frenchmen plummeting of a bed in a alcohol-induced stupor

1 *künk* Aaahh F&$^! I fell out of bed guys, f*@#
2. Yes i have a reservation under K. Üüüüüüünk!

by Kraut May 31, 2004

ku kucks klan

what you call the kkk to piss them off, or insult them in the most petty way possible.

person 1: did you hear danny is a white supremacist?
person 2: oh great. he's in the ku kucks klan

by FUCK_THE_KLAN June 16, 2021