Dutch Kettle

Dutch kettle. When you fart in bed and put the covers over your partners head and they just stay there. Almost a dutch oven but without the struggling to get out.

I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend but she stayed there. She likes the dutch kettle

by Blowjob S&D October 18, 2018

kettle corn

Kettle corn is popcorn but better. It's more unhealthy but more delicious. Yum Yum!!

"Hey want some kettle corn?"
"YAS."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020

Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.

The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn

by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023

kettle places

Places that serve hot drinks and soups

Honestly it's one of the best kettle places in town

by Mean Sel August 29, 2020

poop kettle

The device adib uses to loosen the turd nuggets out of his crevice

Me and my dad share a poop kettle

by one wholesome dude December 27, 2024

Shotos Kettle Day

Shotos kettle day is the day for weebs to send any shoto account a picture of a kettle to scare them for are own entertainment

“Hey Bella, what is shotos kettle day?”
“Oh it’s a day for weebs they copy a picture of a kettle and send them to shoto accounts apparently it’s really funny to see there reaction!”

by Secretly Bakugou February 25, 2021

charlie kettle

if u ever meet him run. he talks to a solid 30 girls, on average, a day. 6ft with curly hair and that. fifa sweat and bums off girls for a living.

that whore needs to kill himself, he's such a "charlie kettle"!

by MilfMasher November 22, 2021