knecht

Knecht is a german insult, that originaly comes from the medival times and was a word for someone that is something like a servant. It is often used in for people named Linus.

Dieser Linus ist ein Knecht. (this linus is a knecht.)

by lackschnueffler October 2, 2023

Pre-Ketch

The gross clear stuff that comes out of a ketchup bottle before any real condiment is dispensed

Damn, my bottle pre-ketched all over my fries. GROSS.

by TheKateCat June 16, 2015

In the ketchup

Redlining a car's engine

"The cops are tailin us man! Send it in the ketchup!"

by SlipYoke August 31, 2019

ketchup effect

a wrong way to describe giving a handjob... will result in your dick getting slapped right on the head... causing you to cry

guy: 'how bout a handjob?'
girl: 'i dunno, how do you do it?'
guy: *unzips his pants* just take it in your hand and act like its a ketchup bottle
girl: ketchup? *grabs hold of wang*
guy: *nods*
girl: *wails on his junk*
guy: *cries really loud*
guy: fuck using the ketchup effect!

by captainooga October 21, 2006

Ketchup Pre-Cum

The weird, liquid-y stuff that comes out of a ketchup bottle if you don't shake it.

"You gotta shake dat ketchup bottle, or else ketchup pre-cum will be all over your hot dog."

by T0mBoi June 10, 2015

ketchup fart

A fart that sounds like ketchup coming out of an almost empty plastic bottle.

Dude! I just did a ketchup fart. Thankfully it didn't smell bad.

by Johnny Kanaka November 30, 2016

Ketchup Bitch

A slutty Native American woman

Damn dude, did you see that Ketchup Bitch that Mike fucked the other night??

by 4h35620345 July 15, 2018