Hans-Juraj
Hans-Juraj by juraj_15 January 3, 2017
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Frosty Jurassic
A stupid crap who has no life or friends whatsoever. He wants to do a crap ton of things but us too lazy to do them.
Frosty Jurassic by Frosty Jurassic March 5, 2021
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The Jurassic Park Challenge
When a woman is on her period, her partner takes her out to the woods. He then proceeds to put on an inflatable T-Rex costume and chase after her. Once he has caught her, he proceeds to fuck her roughly, causing her to bleed. Finally he smears the face of his t rex costume with the blood, and proceeds to roar in the air his success and dominion over his prey.
"Oh man, me and my wife went camping this weekend and did The Jurassic Park Challenge! I was worried we'd attract bears."
The Jurassic Park Challenge by Beardedpiper May 27, 2022
handled JuraSicko
Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
handled JuraSicko by Wild Bob September 27, 2023
Javier Jurado-Jurado
Don't bring your wife around him, no wife can resist his fat cock. it's not his fault, it's the wives fault. A player a heartbreaker and will steal your car. He likes naps, money and drugs.
This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!
Javier Jurado-Jurado by Cakencock March 24, 2024
David Jurado
David Jurado by i am not seen. June 12, 2025
The Juraa Gap
📚 The Juraa Gap (noun)
Pronunciation: /joo-rah gap/
Definition:
A measurable, often demoralizing skill disparity between an average Marvel Rivals player and the mechanical phenomenon known as Juraa. The term typically refers to the inexplicable difference in off-tank gameplay proficiency, especially when using characters like Thor, Captain America, or Emma Frost.
Symptoms of encountering the Juraa Gap include:
Getting shield-bashed from angles you didn’t know existed
Wondering how your ult got hard-countered before you even pressed the key
Pronunciation: /joo-rah gap/
Definition:
A measurable, often demoralizing skill disparity between an average Marvel Rivals player and the mechanical phenomenon known as Juraa. The term typically refers to the inexplicable difference in off-tank gameplay proficiency, especially when using characters like Thor, Captain America, or Emma Frost.
Symptoms of encountering the Juraa Gap include:
Getting shield-bashed from angles you didn’t know existed
Wondering how your ult got hard-countered before you even pressed the key
The Juraa Gap by Juraa June 28, 2025