Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go of their hand.
by Lord of the Joust October 9, 2005
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06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference
06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference
Shigeru Miyamoto's translator was Pulling a Steve Jobs when he blamed the poor control response on too many wifi connections while demonstrating Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword at E3.
06/15/2010 - E3
06/15/2010 - E3
by Daitenzin June 18, 2010
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by Adam the Mighty February 24, 2004
Get the Penile Jousting mug.Something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced
the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites
Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.
the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites
Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.
by Aluphoss February 1, 2007
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by Blasphemous Bitch May 13, 2011
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Dude: Hey Ben I've been craving some ass jousting for the past couple weeks how bout you?
Ben: Me too my butt's felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?
Ben: Me too my butt's felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?
by googenmcblaxton September 19, 2012
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Hence apple in latin is very similar to the word Evil in latin.
Hence apple in latin is very similar to the word Evil in latin.
Steve Jobs: Mac computers are soo much more compatable than PCs
Mac Comp: WTF is this program you just gave me I can't read it, nor smell it!!
Mac Comp: WTF is this program you just gave me I can't read it, nor smell it!!
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