Jihad

He is the hottest guy you will ever see like ever!,sweet and hot as fuckkk. If you ever meet a jihad you should definitely go for him.

Jihad

by Joujouuu November 13, 2020

jihad

an idiot, moron, or fucktard. Inspired by a level on Heroes of Might and Magic.

Other guy: Along Came Polly is a good movie.
Me: You're such a fuckin jihad.

by Colin G. October 2, 2007

jishay

a gift that is swag swag swaggy swag

hi jishay how are you

by hipppy December 12, 2016

Jihadist's Dozen

72 count or a half dozen dozens

if a dozen is 12, and a baker's dozen is 13, is a jihadist's dozen 72?
now, a jihadist's dozen is 6x more than a dozen, and the smallest unit of measure of a dozen is a half dozen
that means, a jihadist's dozen is = 6 x (6 + 6)

by jayrobs June 28, 2017

Jihadi Patriot

Extremists portraying themselves as God and Country loving Patriots of the United States of America.Individuals that may be delusional and living within an alternate reality as they commit acts of domestic terrorism against their fellow American Citizens.

President Trump embraced the acts of the Jihadi Patriots as his new political party after inciting the insurrection on the Nation's Capitol Building on January 6, 2021.

by Creativelingo February 2, 2021

Jihadi Jackhammer

(verb) Conducting the sexual performance of, as a male partner to a female counterpart, sawing off your consenting or non-consenting partner's head with a rusty, World War II-era bayonet/hacksaw, or any second-hand bladed instrument you can possibly acquire and use, and then aptly proceeding to violently and callously copulate with their severed head into the sand of a hot, dry Saudi desert until the surface of their cranium is no more visible.

A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...

Muhammad : Aisha came home from work 5 minutes later yesterday night. I do firmly believe that a Jihadi Jackhammer is in order.

GP : Yes.

by zyklonbjorn April 4, 2021

Jithinjay

Hottest guy in existence.

Smart, funny and goal driven. All you could ask for in a guy.

Who is that extremely hot and smart guy?
Ah, that must be Jithinjay.

by JJ from the UK February 17, 2021