(v) what you end up writing on your paper because the hot chick in front of you has her thong showing and you just can't concentrate and all you write on your test is useless answers.
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Get the Double Jizz mug.n.) Jizz, cum, semen from a homeless man, usually found in subway cars, back alleys, in front of the courthouse, or on Sean Hannity's shirt.
v.) 1. When a homeless person ejaculates, usually in full public view and in an attempt to cover up hunger pains, or as a practical joke on statues, public benches, the hood of parked cars or famous rich people, to kill time during their boring days.
2. When someone jizzes in a homeless manner, i.e.: in full public view and grunting while a gimpy arm is uncontrolably flaying around.
v.) 1. When a homeless person ejaculates, usually in full public view and in an attempt to cover up hunger pains, or as a practical joke on statues, public benches, the hood of parked cars or famous rich people, to kill time during their boring days.
2. When someone jizzes in a homeless manner, i.e.: in full public view and grunting while a gimpy arm is uncontrolably flaying around.
N: "Hmmm...just sat down on this public bench and i feel something a little wet, I bet I just sat in homeless jizz."
V: "Sure did jizz like a homeless man when I was fucking my mistress last night...maybe choosing homeless mistresses is having its effect on me."
V: "Sure did jizz like a homeless man when I was fucking my mistress last night...maybe choosing homeless mistresses is having its effect on me."
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1. semen that, during or after ejaculation, accidentally comes into contact with objects such as furniture, clothes, paperwork, and people or body parts (especially genitals).
1. semen that, during or after ejaculation, accidentally comes into contact with objects such as furniture, clothes, paperwork, and people or body parts (especially genitals).
1. After a terrific hand job, my rambunctious jizz flew onto Jon C's bed, chair, wall, face, shirt sleave, television, hair, carpet, window, shoes, hat, ceiling, DVD player, dresser, clock, camera, mother, trophies, door knob, light switch, and NES.
by clint August 30, 2004
Get the rambunctious jizz mug.is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.
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