Jabber

One who is generally sleazy, sneaky, and cunning, soley for his benifit.

Origin: In old english, a "Jabber" was a horny man who would try to quickly "jab" his penis into any hole or crevice often victimising women and even other men who were unaware but left with an icky, creepy feeling.

There's something about her boyfriend I don't like. He seems like a bit of a jabber.

by Dude Man December 29, 2004

jibblet

bits of excess shit festering in a mans (or womans) anal beard that has started to grow mould

i fucked this girls brains out last night, den i saw she had a jibblet that had been smeared over my cock

by brentmeister general October 20, 2003

Jobble

To gargle one's testicles
To treat testicles as though they were mouthwash

"Jobble me, baby, jobble me"
"Why don't you jobble me"
"Yeah, you jobble those balls"

by Malfecient Employee November 11, 2009

poon jabber

Someone who bitches out.
Sort of like being a pussy.

You are such a poon jabber

by cjames May 11, 2006

jobbles

Any dangling body part. (Gender neutral.)

"Check out her jobbles; they fill up the whole billboard."

"Michelle wanted to kick the wanker's jobbles."

by janelle renée August 18, 2006

Jabberwatchy

A stupid word made up by some idiots at an ad firm for the evil cable tv entity know as Comcast.

We use ads with stupid words like jabberwatchy to entice low brow customers into paying ridiculous amounts of money for crappy cable service.

by Ihatecomcast August 30, 2007

Jarble Poon

often used to describe a person in an offensive way.
means stinky vagina to some people, though others consider it to mean a vagina with marbles falling out of it.
But hey, who knows?!

Alex: Lucas is such a jarble poon

Adrienne: OH MY GOD! IM GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT! YOU CAN SMELL HIS VAGINA FROM HERE!

Lucas: Omg its not my fault, I didnt put those marbles there!

by jarbley homo luke January 27, 2011