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Max Ivan

Max Ivan

A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.

They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.
Friend 1: Oh my god he is exactly like a Max Ivan.

Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety
by Max-ivan´s mother February 13, 2020
mugGet the Max Ivanmug.

Ivan Ayala

An annoying fucktard who doesn't know how to chill and eat a cats ass for fun
Oh no, he's an Ivan Ayala he's gonna come for me!!
mugGet the Ivan Ayalamug.

Helen and Ivan

This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)

Here's the question:

Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.

These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?
Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH
by ItsTigerrr September 21, 2023
mugGet the Helen and Ivanmug.

ivan hyna

a vato from the 626 called ivan
look its fucking ivan hyna
by niggamonkballs November 22, 2021
mugGet the ivan hynamug.

Ivan Randall

a person that loves to display multiple pictures of themselves in their cubicle
"Whoa! You're an Ivan!"
by Bombquisha October 16, 2003
mugGet the Ivan Randallmug.

Ivan Robles

A DJ from Puerto Rico who make mixes of Eurobeat dance and Brazilian dance.
by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003
mugGet the Ivan Roblesmug.

ivan mendez

A sexy chocolate warrior,that gets his ass beaten in wc
by Nacho ;) October 26, 2003
mugGet the ivan mendezmug.

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