by Vluff February 28, 2022
Max Ivan
A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.
They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.
A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.
They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.
Friend 1: Oh my god he is exactly like a Max Ivan.
Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety
Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety
by Max-ivan´s mother February 13, 2020
A creature known to few, that lurks in the depths of southern California. The elusive Ivan is somewhat of a succubus, however it prays on gay men as well as tacos. It is a beast to be feared.
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Touch it it’s free! see one, get whatever you want free! touch it, free! eat it, free! look at it, free! like it, free! want it you got it!
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