A condition where you itch your anal cavity aggressively until a blood clot builds up. Death may occur
by Dean Gullburry December 17, 2014
Get the Fatal Butt Itch mug.When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.
Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?
Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.
Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.
by John3-15 November 1, 2016
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When the sweat runs down your back, into the crack of your arse. Then the chafing starts, followed by the redness.. then the itch... The "there's no socially acceptable, nor non-finger-smelling way to scratch" kind of itch.
I've been working my bollox off all day and worked up a fierce sweat. It's run right down my back and given me the worst case of Tiger's Itch I've ever had!
by IrishSchmirish December 14, 2018
Get the tiger's itch mug.When you feel a slight itch in your pants department after shacking up with an unscrupulous piece from down the road, causing you to periodically pop a hand down there for a quick scratch.
Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch, which is an altogether different Itch.
Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch, which is an altogether different Itch.
Man, I think I have Dolby's Itch again, Should have kept my small piece to myself or put a raincoat on.
by P 'Fat Boy' Mitchell February 24, 2021
Get the Dolby's Itch mug.a person or situation that is so Irritating, Aggravating or annoying it makes your shit itch from inside your rectem which causes extrem discomfort as it is imposable to satify an itch that is attached to a turd inside you asshole
by dannyjboy December 8, 2010
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Get the scrotial itch mug.Any itch of the testicular or gooch areas as a result of sexually transmitted diseases, profuse sweating, or chafing.
Ever since I hooked up with that sloot Kari, I have had the nastiest buffalo itch. I should probably get tested.
by Phildo A. August 15, 2008
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