Mutual Dicking

The act of two people "screwing over" one another equally.

John complained about his order today, so we gave him a mutual dicking on the shipment of another order.

by ToeSniffer55 January 22, 2025

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Liberty Mutual

LIBERTY MUTUAL SHITS OUT THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIALS IN THE HISTORY OF COMMERCIALS EVER!!! BIBERTY IS ITS EVEN WORSE COUSIN. THESE COMMERCIALS DRIVE PEOPLE INTO MADNESS AND IF THEY EVER AIRED IN THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS, THEY WILL BE DRIVEN TO ABSTRACTION!!!

Liberty Mutual is too annoying, even Biberty is worse!

by ThomasBloxia May 21, 2025

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mutual nonfriends

A term only stupid cunts are allowed to use when they have a penis and don't know what to do with it

According to the cunt, she and Moses are mutual nonfriends because she has a dong.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

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mutual disagreement

A conflict between 2 people

So It's a conflict?
No It's a mutual disagreement

by FakeDoggo October 07, 2020

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mutually assured bankruptcy

The idea that when two hyper-competitive people or organizations decide to directly advertise against one another the firsts move will elicit a response from the second that will begin a series of escalations in marketing expenditures beyond what would be reasonable in an efficient free market to the point of bankruptcy for both people or organizations. The term comes from the Cold War-era term Mutually Assured Destruction.

McDonald's and Burger King were so concerned with market share with the Big Mac and Whopper that they lost sight of the button line and in an effort to one-up the other in marketing dollars and thus market share, they are both now doomed. It is mutually assured bankruptcy.

by Fat Aaron January 13, 2020

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