counter intelligence

what is sometimes experienced while attempting to order at a fast food establishment

'you want fries with that?'
'that's what I just ordered!'
'oh'
'how 'bout an apple pie?'

by azure July 8, 2004

Intelligent Person

Somebody who votes Hillary Bamfo for PRO

I'm an intelligent person. This is because I voted Hillary Bamfo for PRO.

by :)Zoe.291 January 16, 2022

Internet Intelligentsia

People who attempt to make themselves seem interesting and intelligent by posting pseudo intellectual bullshit on forums, facebook statuses, twitter posts etc

Douchebage101 : "Bin laden wasn't to blame for 9/11, he was merely disenfranchised with western civilisation it was really new yorks fault for existing"

Normal user : "Stop being a typical internet intelligentsia cocksucker."

by BigMikeyNYC August 13, 2011

intelligence

something that has a complex unto itself. it can never leave itself alone if IT thought it was intelligent, nor stop bagging themselves out about how smart/dumb they are. like a height complex, but with intelligent instead of tall

i guess i have no intelligence if i'm insulted

by laughingidiot March 19, 2009

Artificial Intelligence

Descriptive phrase used to describe people who think they're smart but aren't.

Michael always uses hyperbole and lacks any evidence when arguing a point. He's absolutely the worst case of artificial intelligence.

by shwag007 July 28, 2018

Artificial Intelligence

A new found intelligence possessed by somebody with a smartphone who can now do a Wikipedia lookup and then spout the Wiki info.

Now that Idiot Jim has a smart phone he has Artificial Intelligence.

by Mr David March 5, 2011

Emotional intelligence

Can change your personality depending on who you are with

Nigga: Omg she’s so fake I hate her
Hoe: Um actually you can change your emotions/actions depending on who you’re with. It’s a sign of emotional intelligence and as long as you are yourself it’s not being fake.
Niggas: 🤡🤡

by buttBuddybrandi July 28, 2019