insta curse

A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.

Billy: Dude, like my new insta with kelsey
Adam: Dude that's an insta curse!!

by tech4life February 26, 2017

Insta Dramatic

That one girl who is soooo dramatic online and people are so fed up of her biz.

InstaDramatic- I hate mi life, nubody understands moi ;-;
You - I hate you
InstaDramatic- Your so rood ;-;
You - Feckin' Insta Dramatic, kill urself

by WhatsernameAgain? June 17, 2016

insta-thick

When a female only has ass on Instagram

"Bruh I swear this chick here got the fattest ass of all time" *passes phone to homie "bruh I know her in real life, hoe only insta-thick"

by Yasiinzen May 19, 2016

Insta-boner

When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)

Dude! She was so hot she gave me an insta-boner!

by Dick Guzzler July 18, 2016

Insta-anus

When in a new relationship, the female offers the male butt sex before vaginal intercourse.

George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?

Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.

by Hardened shell October 26, 2019

@caprisun_enjoyer on insta

the hottest most sexiest e-boy alive u should go follow him

have u heard of @caprisun_enjoyer on insta??? hes hot asf

by mapleshadeism October 11, 2023

@caprisun_enjoyer on insta

the hottest most sexiest e-boy alive u should go follow him

have u heard of @caprisun_enjoyer on insta??? hes hot asf
omg yea

by mapleshadeism October 11, 2023