Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2024
Get the *Insert sarcastic response*mug. The act of navigating an insulin pump attached to a diabetic sexual partner in order to prevent high blood sugar leading to coma there by rendering the diabetic a dead fish
the insulin insert is my buddy when fucking my diabetic fuck buddy after we smash gummies we smoosh pissers and cereal for dessert
by Fucking pineapple ???? October 4, 2021
Get the Insulin insertmug. by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020
Get the [Insert politician I dont like here]mug. to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.
before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.
by ayatussy March 13, 2022
Get the fruit insertionmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
Get the A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Releasemug. When something doesn't go where all the players involved think it is going to go. Equally applicable when talking about putting spacecraft in orbit as it is when PIV aim gets a little off and ends up in surprise buttsecks.
You're aiming a little low there, big fella, going to end up with an off-nominal insertion if you poke any harder!
by PurplePirate December 20, 2019
Get the off-nominal insertionmug. Like if you hate *insert hated thing or person that brings easy likes on the video the comment is*
*Insert something trying to point to the like button*
*Insert something trying to point to the like button*
by iiLH February 7, 2024
Get the like if you hate *insert hated thing or person that brings easy likes on the video the comment is*mug.