Instant Replay

Where, immediately after an amusing comment is made, the person to whom the comment was addressed turns around and repeats the comment exaggeratedly and/or mockingly to his/her friend(s).

Person I: You bastard! So you were the one who did that to me. (shakes head and walks away)
Person II (to Person III): Did you hear that? He was just like, "YOU BASTARD!" Hahahaha!
Person III: Why must you incessantly instant replay everything anyone says to you?
Person II: Ha, you were just like, "Incessantly..."

by Scai February 27, 2011

instanet

dumbass slang for the internet

I found Justin Bieber on that instanet yo. He was tearing that ass up.

by pimptracy May 16, 2011

instant rebate

masturbation a second time in quick succession, with no down time

That porn was such a good deal. I got an instant rebate.

by bohut September 9, 2012

Instanut

Instanut (in-sta-nut) is the term used when someone or something is so aroused, usually by a person or situation that they would then instantaneously ejaculate or in other words "nut".

Example 1:

man 1- wow did you see Jessica's ass
man-2 - ya dude that was an instanut

Example 2:
That pornography was so hot that i instanuted

by PcProcrastinator May 26, 2018

intan

intan, she’s a very beautiful girl, with brown skin, perfect body(for me), cute big blag eyes, nice long hair. shes more cuter when she is wearing her glasses and smile with her teeth appear. she is like sport, shes an atlete actualy, and i’ll be the one that scream the loudest when she get in to field and when she hit the ball, i promise i will scream the loudest i can . when i heard about intan, all in my head just focus on her smile and her beautiful eyes. i hope she’s read this. and whoever, any man out there, please keep her, don’t rude to her, she has a sensitive heart. don’t you ever hurt her heart. if i can turn back the time, i hope i was be her number 1 and i will not disappoint her. i really want to have her. and i want lead her to the way that she should be. if she read this, i just want her to know that i will always do the best that i can to safe her from any stupid man out there. Intan, i will always by her side

ayooo intan, don’t cry, your face will look like shrek if you cry, :)

its okay, you play terrific today, forget about that, and focus for tomorrow match, trust me, 100 percent you will win the match tomorrow, and hit that fucking ball

by your number 1 fans November 21, 2021

Instant

The most cancellable man in the xChiaki1x Server.

Person A: Instant got banned
Person B: THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH TIME

by Himegi December 27, 2021

Carnation Instant Bitch

What CheapsexsadFlLMS (Lindsay) starts everyday with. Also known as CIB, refers to an overall bitchy attitude for no reason.

Whoa, Lindsay didn't forget her Carnation Instant Bitch this morning.

P.S CheapsexsadFlLMS(AIM)
-bring it up

by The Gunslinger July 7, 2004